Author: Quotes of the Day

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and…

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when…

"Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does…

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."The post Groucho Marx appeared…

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears."The…

"Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the…

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."The post…

"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we…

"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."The post Sam Brown…

"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do…

"A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one…

"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any…

"Some things have to be believed to be seen."The post Ralph Hodgson appeared first on…

"Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the…

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open…